Hey there!
I'm sure you would've scrolled through this LinkedIn post, or must have come across it elsewhere, as it was the ultimate 'mic drop moment': an exasperated employee in Singapore scribbled a resignation on a sheet of toilet paper with the following — “I felt like toilet paper: used when needed, discarded without a second thought."
Viral?
Absolutely.
Professional?
Not so much.
Corporate exits without finesse are the fast(est) track to regret. Neither the staged stunts nor the managerial meltdowns will ever leave anyone feeling dignified.
Dignity is a deliberate exit strategy
Quitting with dignity isn’t about passive suffering or soap opera-inspired dramatic resignations. It’s a five‑step choreography of respect — for yourself, for your team, and for the story, or rather, for the legacy that you will leave behind.
1. Meticulously time your grand exit
In junior roles, two weeks’ notice is the gold standard, but if you’re steering the ship, give one month (or more). My point: don't just ghost.
Plan your exit like the professional you are and set an example for others around you.
2. Draft a resignation letter that slaps (only if required)
Start with gratitude: “Thank you for the growth…”
State your intent: “Effective (on this date), I resign.”
Close with “I’m committed to a seamless handover."
No drama, just class.
3. Own the exit interview
Treat it as your final boardroom. Highlight achievements, share constructive feedback, and resist the 'R&R' -— urge to roast someone, or get revenge.
Your insights in such cases could be the blueprint for positive change. Hence, be the catalyst, not the casualty.
4. Mentoring your successor
Passing the baton isn’t charity; it’s legacy‑building.
Document processes, train your heir in a quick “lunch‑and‑learn,” and watch LinkedIn chirp with admiration for your leadership.
Not just that, it'll make you "truly missed" among your former peers. That's an amazing exit by all counts!
5. Unplug and reclaim your peace
After your last day, resist lurking in social groups such as Slack channels, WhatsApp groups, or scrolling your ex‑team’s stories. Embrace radio silence, recharge, and let your headspace be as decluttered as your inbox ought to be.
Power moves, not petty moves
Sure, internet‑breaking resignations grab eyeballs, but they rarely win hearts. True power lies in walking away unbothered, leaving behind a reputation for professionalism, and the tantalising hint of what you’ll conquer next.
So, the next time you’re tempted to scribble on tissue or write a passive‑aggressive email, remember: you’re not just quitting — you’re graduating to bigger, bolder stages. Hold your head high, flip that last page with flair, and let the encore begin.
With Regards,
Adarsh Benakappa Basavaraj,
Your 'Chief Exit Counsellor'
