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Published: 02nd January 2018     

New Year Old Me: Here are 5 resolutions that probably will not happen in 2018 either

Have some serious New Year resolution goals? Well here are some that have stuck to most our lists, for years. In case you can finally pull it off, 2k18 is going to be awesome!

Abirami Nagarajan
Edex Live
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May it be 'New Year New Me' types or just another 'Monday', there is one thing that is common among all of us when it comes to New year, yes! That's the 'New year resolution'. Cheers to the ones who have already invested in their new year goals. Here are some goals that we think fit the bill:

 

Gym-walkers

Still can't recall the exact day, but this thing has been very common among resolution makers and may have been so since the time of evolution. Get fit and get healthy goals pops up in human brains when the new year bell rings and never in the history this has happened (statistically proven). From day 1 to the days that have disappeared because of morning sleep. Also, do not forget those who take annual membership at the beginning of the year.

 

 

 

 

Drunken Monkey

This is something like that 'we all have that friend' meme that appears on our timeline. In real life, all of us will have that one friend or maybe themselves in some cases who have been making this 'I'm going to quit alcohol' in the new year ritual but have never even attempted to quit.

 

 

Save a penny

This type exists in different parts of the world, but yeah easily identified as they belong to the working class. Where does all my money go? maybe that one thing that haunts them even if they were celebrating their new year in some polar region for that matter. It's very common.

 

 

 

 

Stress here, there and everyone else 

People in this category will take yoga and meditation as their peace weapon, but the chances of picking a fight with their yoga tutor is high. Beware, people in this category will probably end up as your neighbours in 2018 and it's contagious.

 

 

 

Adventure hippies

Chants have already begun for this year, and the probability is 3 among 10 on your friend list would have updated their status about travelling the world, nation, state, district or at least to their next street. These are the ones who might have binge-watched Yeh Jawani Hai Dewani on New Year's Eve and trust me this will be on their list for next new year as well. 

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